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A penguin is driving along the highway when in his 2013 Ford Edge, suddenly his engine starts running rough and he sees smoke in his rear view mirror. He pulls off the highway and finds the nearest service station, and pulls up to the garage with the car shaking and sputtering. He tells the mechanic what happened, and the mechanic says "OK, give me 10 minutes to check it out."

 

Meanwhile, the penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street. Thinking this is a perfect time for a tasty treat, he heads over and gets himself an ice cream cone.

 

After he finishes, he walks back over to the garage, and asks the mechanic "So, did you find out what's wrong?"

 

The mechanic looks at the penguin and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

 

The penguin quickly wipes his face and says "Oh, no, that's just the ice cream."

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