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#1 OFFLINE   enigma-2

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Posted 29 June 2018 - 07:25 PM

It's our 50th wedding anniversary and we're sitting here in an up-scale restaurant, having a great dinner. Thought I'd share my wife's present to me. She thinks I'll get a lot of good use out of it.

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#2 OFFLINE   akirby

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Posted 29 June 2018 - 09:13 PM

ROTFLMAO!

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 07:47 AM

A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

While cutting the cake, the wife was moved after seeing her husband’s eyes fill with tears.

The wife took his arm, and looked at him affectionately.“I never knew you were so sentimental.” she whispered.

“No . . . No . . .” he said, choking back his tears, “That’s not it at all. Remember when your father found us in the barn and told me to either marry you or spend the next 50 years in jail?”

“Yes,” the wife replied. “I remember it like yesterday.”

“Well,” said the husband, “Today I would have been a free man.”

 

A husband and wife were celebrating 50 years of marriage with a big anniversary party. At one point they were toasted, then asked what it’s like to be married for 50 years.

The husband, with moist eyes, replied, “It all seems like five minutes....

 

 

 

 

 

 

under water.”

 

 

 

 

 

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! :love_shower:


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#4 OFFLINE   enigma-2

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Posted 01 July 2018 - 01:33 AM

Lol, thanks.

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Posted 02 July 2018 - 07:26 PM

Love all of these!






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