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WOW; And you critique others comments?

I don't critique others comments....I critique others use of grammer, punctuation, sentence structure...and, if they come across as a f*ckin' idiot, I will point that out.....would you like to be a member of the club?????

I JUST REPLACED MY BODY COLORED MIRRORS ON MY EDGE WITH CHROME PCS. IN CASE ANYONE WANTED TO KNOW..THE MKX PLASTIC CHROME MIRRORS ARE ACTUALLY A COVER THAT CAN BE USED ON THE EDGE. IT IS A DIRECT FIT. JUST GRAB THE INNER PART OF THE COVER ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE MIRROR AND GIVE A QUICK TUG...IT COMES RIGHT OFF AND U CAN REPLACE IT WITH THE CHROME PC FROM THE MKX. MY FORD DEALER ORDERED THEM AND THEY COST ME $70 FOR THE PAIR. THE INSTALL TOOK ALL OF 2 MIN. WILL POST PICS IN A FEW DAYS, MY CAMERA PHONE DIED.

I wish you would stop YELLING!! It is rude! Don't give me the excuse that you didn't know the caps were on, because you've done this a few times....have some courtesy! Are you f*ckin' deaf, or what???????? Maybe you have too much cheese in your ears, being that you're up there in Wisconsin.....tip any cows, lately????

After 13,000 miles, I'm averaging 20-21 mile per gallon city/highway, and 27 on highway....I use the cruise control as much as possible, which helps...I also don't put discount gas in the vehicle...I personally use Shell....if you go to Joe's Discount Gas, you don't know what the hell your putting in your tank....

Factory installed, the Sirius antenna is mounted directly in the center of the "wing"...the radio antenna is not compatible for satellite reception...I swear, some of these dealerships hire rejects from Best Buy or Circuit City to do installations....The BEST thing to do is order the radio when ordering your Edge, of course....

I stay away from vanity plates, myself...I don't want to give certain people an easier way to remember who I am, especially if I have given them the French salute...

I want to try and get TOROPOO but I'm afraid someone will figure it out and say no.

Bullshit!

It's a shame you didn't order the sunroof...when it's closed, there are motorized fabric panels, color keyed to your interior, that close and hide both roofs,,,in the hundred plus degree weather we've been having, I have not felt ant heat leak through....be that as it may, glad to hear you're happy with your purchase....I'm up to 14,000 miles, and still lovin' it!!

The headlight got blown??? Lucky headlight....that hasn't happened to me since I got married 30 years ago.

To all of you who don't live in Virginia, "Norfolk" is pronounced "Norf*ck" by the natives.....that being said, here is the official cheer of Norfolk High School:

We don't drink

We don't smoke

Norfolk, Norfolk

Yeah, I've got some questions for ya.....

1) Why do most salesmen have either greased back hair or mullets?

2) Where do you guys buy your clothes? The styles I've seen date to the '70's.

3) Ever read "Don't Get Taken Every Time" by Remar Sutton?

4) If you haven't, you should

yuk, yuk,yuk.....

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Ahhh, but the Light Sage Metallic don't show the dirt, y'all.......and, there aren't very many of them out there.....I can see it in 20 years or so...." Very rare Light Sage Metallic 2007 Edge, in showroom condition....$100,000.00 firm...."

The BEST color, of course, is Light Sage Metallic, which is unavailable on the 2008...you can see what you missed on my posted pictures......

If someone tailgates me, I just slam the brakes on (yes, the f*ckin' brakes that a lot of sheep are complaining about)......

Ah, but when your Edge reach's middle age, you might want to consider the Manzier or more commonly called the 'Bro'.

 

Made by Kramore Industries

That was an EXCELLENT episode of Seinfeld....I laugh no matter how many times I've seen it...

Jesus H Christ on a crutch....if you don't like the goddamn brakes, don't buy the goddamn car. Quit yer bitchin'!

I have had Sirius for a couple of years....going under a large bridge, or canopy of trees, or some other large obstruction will block the signal from the satellite....this is normal, and there is nothing you can do to correct it at this time...the same problem occurs with Direct TV, but with rain storms, or very cloudy days.....have to wait until technology catches up, I guess.....

Never mind!

Thank you, Good Hands....that's basically what I was trying to say.....by the way, I contribute $5000.00 a year to Allstate for my car insurance....5 cars, 2 drivers under 21, 2 over 50........

Then make sure you don't tailgate or follow too close.....that is a big factor in accidents...people who follow too close, and then can't stop in time....all the premium brake pads and ultra performing ABS systems in the world won't help if you are too close....the laws of physics prevail......

My Edge is a male, and, hence, no need for a bra........

This is just a case of being overloaded with information. The brakes work. The car stops. If you go around having panic stops, then you need to go to driver's ed., or take a defensive driving course. In the 37 years and million plus miles I've been driving, I've had to make one, maybe two "panic" stops....I've driven to 42 of the 50 States, 5 Canadian Provinces, I've driven in England...

Ahem...ever do your own research? http://www.hankooktireusa.com/

 

"I think that the dealer that sold me my Edge replaced the tires from the factory and put on cheap ones. I think that they are doing it to others too. I'm sure they are selling them to the LOYAL costumers who come in for new tires." You seem to be quite cynical and you seem to jump to totally unjustified conclusions. Why?

Dude....that is not my post....ever do YOUR own research????? All I said is that I have never heard of Hankook, and asked if they were from an Asian manufacturer.....get your sh*t together!!!

Are they American made, or from "over there"????