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Thanks..You are Fun.. You know I thought you had that big water cooled super computer...Maybe...You should start your very own "Cool Guy" MKX site...You know what? ...Just block me out and do your thing....I got so little time and so many thoughts ......I can't waste any of them on you..................Happy..... .........Sr..

Sorry....I was reponding to Hardhawk....I forgot..... it is all about you......appologies...............Sr..

......Bliss..... :yup: ......I saw the Monochrome at a Alabama FLM dealer....I nearly wet my pants.............Sr..

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Waste my time....I ain't got much.....Sr..

Like the man said....Look at those puppies!.................Happy.... .........Sr..

Better to wait....Gives the dealer time apply the required two big greasy foot prints on the driver side floor mat, to loosen screws in the BAMR track, pull loose the door mouldings, over fill the tranny, throw away those cup holder and door pull bottom pads and stick on the front license holder with the biggest hex head screws they can find....Or....NOT....Depending............Happy....... ........Sr..

....My friend.... Ummm....Annie.... sent me a link....I think I ......Oh Well.....Happy ......Sr.. http://www.thefatbastardonline.com/Remember.wmv

...His re-entry on the bread truck was....Sorry ..........Sr.. http://www.patheticphotos.com/Pathetic-Ani...mouse-toast.htm

:shades: ...Annie...I think your new avatar is.......Festive......Butt ...You promised Boobly Boo that it would be a private picture......Sr..

:stats: ..... Ya Know Scoopo ..... I kind of had this other idea in mind.....Am I close?................Sr..

I am totally IN with that.... .....Let me tell you about my problems with that clunker Edge...I have TWO un-resolved issues with FORD and no amount of questioning my local dealer has brought relief to the situation...Item #1...the numberic indicator in the middle of the instrument panel continues to increase NO matter what I seem to do..or at what ever speed...I have been informed this is normal and I have my doubts...Item #2....My car continues to, regardless of my futile efforts, get and attract bugs and other debris to the front of the vehicle...and this vehicle....well, is seeming to get dirty very fast...I purchased a self-cleaning oven for my home...so I know the technology is out-there for Ford to tap...I think they fail to do this.... in some vast conspiracy......The only resolved Ford issue ....The right rear tire pressure sensor failed and my local dealer took 37 minutes to replace that...when the service advisor told me it would only be about 30 minutes....I just returned from outside inspecting the car for any other failures and have noticed that my tires are showing visible signs of wear.....NOW I AM HOT.....All this with only 28153.4 on that number gizmo....Ford should held responsible for these gross malfunctions....I am joining in the suit....post haste..........Sr..

:stop: OMG....Annie...You are a real peach....I have lost my will to live.... ......Sr..

...Sounds good...Did you go I-20 to I-10??...I was wondering cause south of Odessa...the speed goes to 80...I've noticed a "sweet spot" in my EDGE right at 82..wondered if you found the same??...........Happy...... .......Sr..

"At least 5 times during that trip home , my wheels locked and the vehicle stopped in the middle of the road and did not respond to acceleration. the brakes locked so abruptly my mother thought something dropped fron the vehicle. We called ford and a tow truck was sent to my home, they towed my vehicle to the repair shop. " ...So ...THEN... you did get home..."locked up in the middle of road"....I guess... don't mean... locked up in the middle of the road .... LIKE ....I'd have expected to see the tow truck winching this squeeling tire vehicle unto the bed of a tilt-bed truck and taking it away....Hmmm....Don't sound like a tranny problem....Hope this person responds with the results of the diagnostics..............................Sr..

. ......It has come to my attention that personnel on this forum are laboring under some misguided ideas...."Scotland"....NO.....Raggedy's husband was also in attendance and, as my most disreputable witness, can attest; that contrary to the display of alledged evidence....This was ... NOT ... Fishing .... Ummm .... :shades: .... Scotland........Happy....... ...Sr..

......Friend.....I'm reminded of something I heard on TV...."Don't try this at home"...........Happy.... ........Sr..

.....Friend are you in snow country?.... IF..so..you may find need for it...The Traction Control System can equate a spinning wheel with a skidding wheel and apply braking to other wheels to correct your skid...But you're NOT skidding...You're stuck or about to be...and real good too....your about to spout some profanity that will cause your momma .... .....to thump your head....AND...now your dunce car will apply brakes on you.... ..... just as you would LIKE... to become "un-stuck"....Been there...done that....I am a mud country guy....AND...it do discontinue the technology that is suppose to keep us...from killing our pee-brain selves....I believe The TC system is all about that late 90's Explorer/Firestone...car/tire failure business that socked Ford so hard in eye and wallet and sent Firestone to nowhere land....People way above my pay grade...have determined...We are all too dumb to check our tires, check the air pressure, know what direction we are going....AND...according to my British Friends... EVEN.... know which side of the road to drive on........Happy......... .....Sr....

:shades: .....Most assurredly...depending on....IF...one is "inside or outside" the home....As soon as I chew through my restraints...I'll be back on the road...........Happy......... ....Sr...

:shades: .......I should be able to get around "The Home"....quite nicely with this..........Happy.... ........Sr...

....Looked at my schedule for October 22.....Damn Business Trip......Sorry I missed you.....Happy....... .Sr...

..... .... ....Thanks....Annie.....I'm going to print that and nail it to my door.........Happy ..Sr...