The Holy Hand Grenade

[07 MKX]

'Oh, Lord, bless this thy Ford Edge that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'

 

And the Lord did grin, and people of Dearborn did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and lama's, and fruit bats, and large...... and then, the Lord did spake, saying,]

 

'First shalt thou take out thy Ford Edge.

 

Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.

 

Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two excepting that thou then proceed to three.

 

One shalt thou count and proceeding to thy number two and then raise up the thy number to three. Five is right out.

 

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy crossover utility from Dearborn towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'